Trilogies and such
Posted On Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at at 3:11 PM by BijeshI once read a seven book series called The Dark Tower and well, I liked it. Ofcourse being one of Stephen King's Constant Readers, I might have been biased towards the books. In my opinion, he did manage to keep you hooked and not unnecessarily.
Every Tom, Dick and Harry wants to write a series of books now. What ever happened to the good old single volume novels? To me, it is nothing but a money making tactic. They know that once you start reading a story, it is not very easy to resist wanting to know how it all ends (if it ends, that is). And I always believed writing was art to the authors. Ah, just like Linus thought Miss Othmar would never accept money for teaching.
It hit me when I finished with book 3 of the Inheritance series. I had always assumed that it was a trilogy and spent a truckload of money on the books. And then I turn to the last page and there in bold letters, Paolini tells me that I will have to fork more moolah to know what the heck happens. Damn it, I was not even remotely interested in dragons and dungeons in the first place. "Why did you even bother with 3 books?", you ask? No comments!
Let me first apologise. Sorry LOTR fans. I am sure LOTR is the best magnum opus that has ever been written, typed or just read out. I am sure the history of Upper Earth, Middle Earth and Side Middle Earth (sorry, I just had to use that) is excellent reading material. Not for me though. I haven't been able to get through even the first book. Now, Hobbit. That was a fun read. Short (qualifies for a pun?) and to the point.
And then I learnt that The Hitchhiker's guide.. is now a six book series. Holy Magrathea!!
Let me apologise again. This time to my dear, dear better-half. Stephenie Meyer writes a four book series. Hold on. A four book "romantic" novel series. Of course, it is no ordinary romance. It's the love of a vampire for a mortal woman. But four books for that???
Ah ha, now I know what a Constant Reader means. I fell into the same pit long ago, didn't I? No offence, King!
For the love of god, authors. Price that one book twice or thrice its worth, but please spare your loving readers the agony of the wait and the horror of wading through some many million words. Verbal diarrhoea *is* a disease.
P.S: Flames will be left to burn untended!!
"P.S: Flames will be left to burn untended!!"
Was that for me sweetheart? :-) Anyway, no flames this time. Cos i agree with you on the getting trapped into buying 'series' of books. And I'm guilty as charged, for buying all (except) the one you liked. (now, that's ironic)
Inheritance, was def a crap and some idiot decided to make a movie out of it!
But Twilight saga, hmmm... it's not a masterpiece, nothing even close to it. Love and romance is the backbone of this series, but that's not all... there's def more and that something plus the backbone is engaging indeed. Afterall, if it was all crap, I wouldn't have finished a 600+ pages book in a day!!!!
But point is yes, Verbal diarrhea *is* a disease. (Alas! i was a born with it)